wow no
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Not all heroes wear capes, some wear booty shorts. (via anguyenballer)
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bad things to say when you nut
- whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo
- it’s slime time
- have some brogurt
- a shot of goo from me to you
- gonna splurt the ‘gurt
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- The Lord: *giveth*
- me: nice
- The Lord: *taketh away*
- me: wtf
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Part of me is questioning why capitalism drives people to a point of pure violence in the quest for capital.
The other part of me would knock her into a new age bracket, ethnicity, race, religion, and astrological sign. Send her lil dentures flying clear across the Atlantic, smh.
I’m simply conflicted.
(via wiki-leafs)
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I miss you.
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A man walked by me while I was working and now the floor suddenly feels wet?? Should I be alarmed??
